What is taught wrongly
The story about air meeting up again
The most repeated explanation of lift says that air parting at the nose must rejoin at the tail, so the longer upper path forces a higher speed. The premise is false, and the speed it predicts is wrong by a factor of twenty.
Where Bernoulli's equation applies
The equation is right. Its hypotheses are strict, and almost all misuse is a correct formula carried somewhere it does not hold — across streamlines, through a fan, or into the one layer where friction is the whole story.
Air must be pushed down, and the usual sum is wrong
The momentum explanation of lift is the one physicists reach for, and it is right — a wing does hold itself up by throwing air downwards. The version usually given then does the accounting badly, and the face of the control volume it keeps turns out to carry the least of it.
What a photograph of a flow shows
Wind-tunnel pictures are the evidence this whole subject is argued from, and hardly anybody says which quantity a given technique records. They are not interchangeable — smoke, tufts, oil and pressure taps measure four different things, and none of them is the velocity field.
What the airspeed indicator believes
A pitot tube measures the difference between two pressures, correctly, at every speed. Everything wrong with an airspeed reading is in the arithmetic applied to that difference — and the error is 2.3 per cent at Mach 0.3 and 19.4 per cent at Mach 0.85.
The theory that forbade flight
Newton treated air as a hail of particles that give up their normal momentum on impact, and got a lift coefficient of 2sin²α cos α. At five degrees that is a thirty-sixth of what a wing actually makes, and the quadratic is why powered flight looked arithmetically impossible for two centuries. The same formula is exact at Mach twenty.
Nothing sucks
The upper surface of a wing is universally described as being under suction, which sounds like a pull. A fluid cannot pull. The lowest absolute pressure on a wing at sixty metres a second is 96 kilopascals — a five per cent dip in a hundred — and the force does not depend on where zero was put, because the normals of a closed body sum to nothing.
The effect that explains nothing
A jet follows a curved wall and the wall feels a suction. Both are real, both are famous, and naming them after Coandă explains neither — what is happening is the normal component of Euler's equation, and it holds on every curved streamline in every flow.
The bath does not know the hemisphere
The Coriolis term in a draining bath is not absent. It is present, computable, and about four hundred times smaller than what a hand left in the water an hour ago is still doing — which is a ratio rather than an opinion, and it is the same kind of argument as a Reynolds number.
The siphon that does not need the air
A siphon is explained everywhere by the atmosphere pushing the liquid over the hump. The flow rate says otherwise, in the flattest way available — the height of the hump does not appear in it at all. What the atmosphere does is hold the column together, which is a different job with a different limit.
Not half a venturi
The air above a wing really is squeezed into a narrower channel, it really does speed up, and the pressure really does fall. Every step of the story is true and the whole is still not an explanation, because the channel's upper wall is a streamline — and where a streamline went is part of the answer, not part of the question.
An angle, not a speed
The number is printed in the handbook, marked in white on the airspeed indicator and used in every briefing, and the wing has no way of knowing it. A wing stalls at an angle. The speed at which an aeroplane reaches that angle is an answer with four other variables in it, and every one of them moves.
The bee that cannot fly
The claim has a traceable origin and the calculation behind it was a real calculation done with the wrong velocity. Doing it with the right one gives a number an aerofoil might plausibly produce — and still leaves a gap, and the gap is what took another sixty years to close.
The cushion that is not there
Ground effect is usually explained as air trapped under the wing and compressed into a cushion. At the heights an aeroplane actually flies at, the air under the wing is moving at four fifths of flight speed and most of what the ground gives is a drag saving the story never mentions.
The air a wing does not carry
No slip says the air touching a surface moves with it, and the usual reading is that a wing drags a blanket of air along. The blanket is 1.7 millimetres thick per metre of chord, it is different air every instant, and the drag it costs falls as it gets thicker.
The randomness that is not in the equations
Turbulence is described in the language of statistics — means, variances, spectra, probability distributions — and none of that language appears in the equations it is a description of. The Navier–Stokes equations have no random term anywhere in them. What is random is the observer's ignorance of the initial data, and the flow's habit of amplifying it.
An hour for every tenfold
Turbulence is deterministic and unpredictable, and the exchange rate between those two is exact: measuring the initial state ten times better buys the same extra forecast time every time, for ever. A constant, and it belongs to the flow rather than to the instrument.
A right total from a wrong picture
Newtonian impact theory has a free constant in it. Tuned at five degrees it reproduces a NACA 2412's lift exactly, and no measurement at five degrees can tell it from the truth. What separates them is the derivative — a lift-curve slope 2.8 times too steep — which is a second constraint rather than a better one.
The effect that is real, and where it stops
The Coandă effect has a genuine mechanism, and it is the same equation that makes the suction on a wing. What separates the two is where the integral comes from: a wall jet generates all of its pressure deficit inside a layer two per cent of the radius thick, and a cylinder in a stream needs a third of a radius for half of it.
Four Bernoullis and one name
"Bernoulli's equation" names at least four statements with four different constants, three domains of validity and one shared reputation for being misapplied. A single sheared stream separates the first three: its total pressure is constant along every streamline, varies by three dynamic heads across them, and its static pressure never moves at all.
The wing that is flat, and flies
Refuting the equal-transit story by computing the parcels leaves its premise standing, and the premise is the part most readers believe: that the shape is what makes the lift. It is a claim about shapes, so it is tested with shapes — a flat plate, a symmetric section, and a cambered one flown upside down.
A calculation with no memory in it
The bee calculation is famous for using the wrong velocity. Done with the right one it still falls short, and the reason is structural: a quasi-steady sum is a statement about a wing that has always been going, and an insect's wing travels between two and five chord lengths before it turns round.
The shutter is part of the answer
Flow photographs are compared as though the exposure were a detail of the camera. It is a term in the measurement: an average over exactly one shedding period returns the true mean to fourteen figures, any other length carries a residue that falls only as one over the exposure, and a two-pulse velocity reading is short by exactly the sinc of the swept angle.
The same statistics, and a different load
A wind or wave specification is written as a spectrum, and a spectrum discards the phases. Two records built from one spectrum agree in variance to thirteen figures and in peak drag load by twenty per cent — and with the phases lined up, the same spectrum is a single impulse thirty-one times worse.
The bath that was only ever a wait
The Coriolis force is far too weak to steer a draining bath, and it does steer a large enough tank that has been left alone long enough. Both are true, and the number that separates them is not a force ratio — it is how many turns the earth's contribution gets through before the vessel is empty.
The one place the atmosphere pushes
The height of a siphon's hump is not in its flow rate, and the atmosphere holds the column together rather than driving it. That account excludes one process by name — starting. That is the process the atmospheric account describes correctly, and it is the only one in the whole device.
The siphon that does not break
A draining reservoir shrinks the drop and grows the rise at the same time, and the siphon's own coupling — a metre of extra drop costs a metre of hump — says a siphon should break as it empties. It does not. The two effects cancel exactly, and the crown pressure of a draining siphon is a constant that does not contain the source level at all.
A roll that feeds itself
A spin is routinely described as a stall that got worse, and it is not a stall at all in the sense of an angle rather than a speed. It is autorotation — a roll that sustains itself because past the peak of the lift curve the down-going wing makes less lift rather than more — and the arithmetic says it begins a little past the stalling angle rather than at it.
A stall that is a place
A stall is an event, and the usual accounts treat it as one — a boundary reached, a damping lost. A high tailplane makes it something else. Swept into the wing's wake, the tail loses the download that held the nose up, and the aircraft finds a second stable trim point thirty degrees past the stall from which the elevator cannot bring it back.
A force forgets the datum, a stress cannot
Nothing sucks, because the pressure datum cancels — the normals of a closed body sum to nothing, so the lift is the same in gauge or absolute pressure. That identity is about a resultant, and it is routinely carried one step too far. The load on a panel of skin has the ambient in it as one of two numbers, not as a datum.
The only theory simple enough to optimise
Whether Newton's sine-squared law is right has two answers — hopeless at the speeds he argued about, nearly exact behind a strong shock. This asks a different question about the same formula. Its pressure depends only on the local surface angle, so a shape's drag is a quadrature rather than a solution, and the best shape can be found by calculus.
Weighing what is missing
A control volume drawn round a wing gets the lift out of it, on a flow that was solved exactly. The wake survey asks the same box for the drag on a flow nobody has solved, and it is how a real aerofoil's drag is known — with three assumptions, all of which are checkable, and one integral standing next to it that is wrong.
The cushion that is there after all
A wing near the ground makes more lift for reasons that have no cushion in them, and that account cannot reach two cases — a wing descending, and a rotor in the hover, where there is no steady flight for the image-vortex account to be about. Those cases have a term that really is about carried air, and it grows without limit as the gap closes.
An instrument that takes a derivative
Dye, smoke and seeded particles mark the fluid and read the marks. The optical ones mark nothing — light passes through and is bent — and what a plate records is not the flow but a derivative of its density. Two of the three are therefore exactly blind to a uniform stream, at any speed it happens to have.
The paint that measures the wrong field
Dye, seeded particles and the optical methods all look through the flow or at something put in it. Pressure-sensitive paint looks at the surface, reports a scalar rather than a derivative, and turns a row of taps into a field. What quenches its luminescence is oxygen, which is what makes it a pressure gauge — and temperature, which is the other field a flow is guaranteed to produce.
Where a liquid does pull
A fluid cannot pull, and the essays that settle what suction is are right about every gas and every liquid with a free surface near it. A liquid with nothing in it to boil on is another matter. Every tree taller than ten metres depends on the difference, and the floor under it is set by the size of a pore rather than by the vapour pressure.
A breaking strength that is the size of a flaw
Water can be stretched, and how far is a measurement people have made for a century and a half with instruments that agree with one another and not with the theory. Spinning a tube puts the stretch where no gas can reach it, sealing one caps the stretch at water's density maximum, and every measured number turns out to name the size of the worst cavity in the sample.
The margin friction lends a siphon
Without friction a draining siphon's crown pressure does not depend on the source level at all, and every real hose has friction. It turns out always to raise the crown pressure, by an amount the draining tank hands back pascal by pascal — and how much it lends is decided by where along the hose the crown sits, not by how rough or how narrow the hose is.
The air that breaks a siphon nothing else can
A running siphon's heights cannot break it, and its friction only postpones the moment it is most exposed. What does break a siphon that has run for a day is the air dissolved in its water, which the crown's low pressure leaves the water carrying far more of than it can hold — and which gathers only once the flow is too slow to carry a bubble away.
A cushion that changes its physics
A plate closing on a plane is resisted by the fluid it has to squeeze out, and the resistance is two different forces with two different laws — one from the fluid's inertia and one from its viscosity. They hand over at a gap of twenty-four kinematic viscosities per unit of closing speed, which for a wing in air is a third of a millimetre, and the two films disagree about whether the plate ever lands at all.
The borrowed mass the boundary decides
A body accelerating near a solid wall has to squeeze out the fluid between them, and borrows more mass than it would in the open. The same body accelerating near a free surface, or inside an open-jet wind tunnel, borrows less. The fluid, the body and the speed are identical, and what reverses the answer is the one thing each boundary is allowed to tell the flow.
The window every vector is averaged over
Particle image velocimetry is the one flow-visualisation technique that reports the velocity itself, and it still applies an operator: every vector is an average over an interrogation window. A window is a filter with a transfer function, and it makes a vortex slower and fatter, a thin shear layer exactly as thick as the window, and some features smaller than the window point the wrong way.
One view is enough, and the axis pays for it
An axisymmetric flow — a jet, a plume, a flame — can be reconstructed from a single optical view, because Abel's integral inverts exactly. The inversion runs from the outside in, every error made on the way reaches the axis, and whether it arrives multiplied depends on which instrument took the picture.
The teapot effect is a tension, not a pressure
A slow pour runs back under a spout and down its outside, and the name it is usually given is the Coandă effect. The Coandă effect borrows the ambient pressure, and a liquid in air has none to borrow. A liquid sheet is held to a lip by its own surface tension, and it lets go at the one speed that tension cannot carry — the speed of waves along the sheet — whatever the lip's radius.
The face Newton left in shadow
Newtonian theory gives a surface turned away from the stream a pressure coefficient of exactly zero, and at hypersonic speed the rest of the theory is nearly right. The shaded face is not. Computed exactly on a flat plate, its share of the force depends on the similarity parameter K = M sin α rather than on the Mach number, it is a quarter of the force at K = 1, and it moves a hypersonic plate's best lift-to-drag ratio from 5 to 7 at Mach 10.
The drag a wake keeps however it rolls up
A plane drawn across the wake of a finite wing contains its induced drag as the kinetic energy of the swirling crossflow. The trailing sheet then rolls up into two vortices, and the energy does not change at all — roll-up moves the drag around the plane without spending any of it. What does spend it is viscosity, which turns crossflow energy into a total-pressure defect, so a plane farther back reads less induced drag, more profile drag, and the same total.
The venturi that stops listening downstream
In a venturi with real walls, the narrowing-speeds-it-up story is exact: continuity and Bernoulli run forward from the drawing. Followed far enough, the same story predicts its own limit. The throat's pressure cannot fall below the liquid's vapour pressure, and once it gets there the flow rate stops responding to anything downstream — the meter has become a limiter, and its throat is supersonic for the vapour-laden mixture passing through it.
The drop a no-slip wall would never let spread
Liquid touching a solid moves with it, and nearly everywhere that is as close to exact as anything in fluid mechanics. At the edge of a spreading drop it cannot be: the stress in the corner rises as one over the distance from the edge, and the force needed to move the edge is infinite. Something slips over a nanometre, and because the answer depends on that length only through its logarithm, a drop spreads at almost the same rate whatever the something is.
A choked throat buys time, not silence
A venturi whose throat has reached vapour pressure passes a flow the downstream pressure cannot change, and it is tempting to read that as isolation: whatever happens downstream, the upstream pipe will not hear it. Slam a valve downstream and it hears it. The cavity at the throat holds the surge back only for as long as it takes to fill, and then lets 93 per cent of it through.
The spot a local theory cannot see
Newtonian theory gives every panel of a hypersonic vehicle a pressure set by its own angle to the stream, and no panel more than the stagnation pressure behind a normal shock. Let a shock from one part cross the bow shock of another and a supersonic jet forms that reaches the surface through weaker shocks. At Mach 8 it stagnates at 8.6 times the ceiling — and the worst amplification at every Mach number is close to the Mach number itself.
Four cameras and a field they cannot see
An axisymmetric flow can be rebuilt from one photograph because its symmetry supplies every other view. A flow without an axis has to be photographed from several directions, and a few directions do not merely give a noisy answer — they leave whole patterns of density that every camera records as nothing. Four views of a 16 × 16 field see 79 of its 256 independent patterns and are exactly blind to the rest.
A length you can only measure by squeezing
No slip is a boundary condition rather than a law, and nothing in the equations requires it. The evidence that it is right for an ordinary liquid to within a nanometre comes from the one experiment whose small length is chosen rather than given — a squeeze film closed to tens of nanometres.
The wall a melt really does slip on
For a simple liquid the slip length is under two nanometres, which is why no-slip is safe everywhere. For an entangled polymer melt it is a millimetre, which is larger than the die it is being pushed through — so the melt moves as a plug and the viscosity a rheometer reports is a property of the instrument.
The borrowed mass that goes negative
A body's added mass is taught as the water it carries with it, fixed by its shape. Put the body under a surface that can make waves and the amount depends on how fast it is shaken, runs from a wall's value to a free boundary's and past both, and for a circle close enough to the surface falls below zero.
An edge holds any angle it is given
A liquid's contact angle is taught as a property of the liquid and the solid. On a smooth face it is. On a sharp edge the line stops, the angle is free to take any value in a band as wide as the edge is sharp, and that freedom is how a coin carries a dome of water and a glass stands full above its brim.
The Earth bends every river a little
In 1860 Karl Ernst von Baer claimed that the Earth's rotation makes rivers in the northern hemisphere cut into their right banks. The Coriolis force on a river does drive a helix that throws surface water towards the right bank, the same helix a bend drives. For a mountain stream it is a ten-thousandth of what the stream's own bends do. For the great slow rivers of the far north it is a fifth to two-fifths, and there Baer's claim is not absurd.
Carburettor ice is made by the fuel, not the venturi
Pilots are taught that a carburettor ices because air cools as it expands through the venturi. The expansion does cool the air, by five kelvin at a hundred metres a second, but the metal the ice grows on barely feels it. The cold comes from the petrol evaporating, and whether it makes ice is decided by the water in the air, which warms the mixture as it condenses. The worst day is not a cold one.
The throttle plate is a wet bulb for petrol
A carburettor's icing is usually worked out for the mixture — the fuel's latent heat spread through all the air — and that puts the warmest icing day near 15 °C, well short of the 30 °C the charts pilots use allow for. The ice does not grow in the mixture. It grows on the throttle plate, and a plate wet with evaporating petrol is a wet-bulb thermometer for fuel: nine to twenty-three kelvin colder than the stream flowing over it. Kept wet with fresh fuel it ices on a 30 °C day at full humidity and a 40 °C day at half — which is what the training handbook warns of. Once its light ends have gone it does not, and that difference is most of the story.
A hydrofoil loses most lift on the way up
A wing near the ground gains lift, and a hydrofoil near the surface is often described as the same thing upside down. At low speed it is: the surface acts as a lid and the foil gains lift. At high speed the surface is a boundary that cannot hold a pressure, and the foil loses lift instead. But the lift does not pass smoothly from one to the other. Between them, where the foil's waves are a few depths long, it falls well below both — to 43 per cent of its deep-water value half a chord down — and a foil boat meets that speed in the middle of its take-off run.
A melt's slip length has an exponent it cannot choose
A polymer melt slips at the wall, and there are two ways to say by how much: a slip length, fixed, so the slip velocity follows the wall's shear rate; or a slip law, the slip velocity as a power of the wall's stress. The literature moves between them as though they were the same, and for a melt they are not. A constant slip length forces the slip law's exponent to be exactly one over the melt's flow index — 2.5 for a typical melt — so a measured exponent of 2 is a slip length that changes with the rate. And temperature separates them outright: a tenfold change in viscosity moves the slip velocity tenfold under one description and three-hundredfold under the other.
A degassed siphon is as tall as its largest nucleus allows
The textbook says a siphon cannot lift water more than about ten metres, because above that the pressure at its crown would fall below zero. Water can hold a pressure below zero — a tension — and siphons of degassed water have run over crowns taller than the barometric height. How much taller is not set by the water's strength, which is enormous, but by the largest speck of gas it carries. A nucleus of a micron lets a slow siphon stand fourteen metres tall; three-tenths of a micron, twenty-seven. And the flow's own speed takes metres off every limit.
A river drifts right, and only a reach can show it
Add the Earth's rotation to the law by which a meandering river migrates and it changes nothing about the meanders: they grow and travel downstream exactly as before. It adds one thing, a steady sideways drift of the whole river towards its right bank, at the bend migration rate times the Earth's share of the helix — four-tenths of a width a century on the lower Ob. No single bend can show it, because each bend moves several times further on its own. A survey of about ten to twenty bends can.
A rounded edge spills before its line goes round
Gibbs's band says a sharp edge lets a liquid stand at any angle across a range as wide as the edge's turn. No real edge is sharp, and on a rounded one the line does not stop; it slides round the curve, meeting it at the Young angle everywhere. The band survives the sliding. What the rounding costs is height, because the line drops as it goes round, and past a point the drop outweighs the steeper angle and the liquid spills before the line has reached the far face. An edge is worth its sharpness measured against the capillary length, and nothing smaller.
A crown dissolves its nuclei or breaks on them, and fast
A siphon of degassed water runs until its crown's tension reaches the breaking threshold of its largest nucleus. A nucleus lodged at the crown does not stay the size it arrived: it gains or loses gas by diffusion, and across a micron diffusion takes milliseconds, so the crown gives its verdict almost at once. Every stable nucleus loses gas unless the water holds more than half the crown's tension, and past a knee in gas content, dissolved air takes height from a siphon's crown that no amount of further degassing gives back.
A viscous nanometre reads as slip until the gap is ten of it
A drainage experiment turns a molecular length at a wall into a measurable force, and reports it as a slip length. A layer of liquid a nanometre thick and several times as viscous as the bulk changes the same force by the same amount, to first order. Solved with the stratified viscosity, the two pictures part by a per cent only when the gap is eleven to seventeen layers wide, and the part of the difference a measurement can see is a slip length that drifts with the gap. A layer that does not move at all is exactly a wall in a different place.
A prior the pictures can refute is the one worth having
A few views of a flow with no symmetry leave most of the field unseen, and a reconstruction has to fill that part in by assuming something. Three common assumptions were tried on the same field and the same views. Non-negativity saves three views of ten, and five on a field of puffs; smoothness saves one; a dictionary of known shapes saves none unless it is exactly right, and when it is nearly right it can be wrong by a factor of a hundred. The prior that helps most is also the one the data can catch being wrong.
A soft wall is read as slip only at second order
A drainage force smaller than Taylor's has been read as the liquid slipping at the wall. A wall that gives under the drainage pressure lowers the force too, and it can be mistaken for slip. Solved together, the flow and the elastic wall say how: the softness first adds a spring to the force, in phase with the motion, and only at second order takes anything from the damping a slip length is read from. When it does, the slip it imitates grows as the square of the frequency and falls as the square of the gap.
A crevice keeps the nucleus a free bubble loses
A free bubble at a siphon's crown dissolves in milliseconds, so it cannot be what breaks a siphon that has run for an hour. A pocket of gas in a crack of the hose wall can be, because its meniscus is curved by the wall and need not dissolve. Followed through its equilibria, the pocket escapes at a tension set almost entirely by the crack's mouth. What the wall's wettability decides is slower and more consequential: whether the crack fills, or keeps drawing gas in until the siphon breaks.
A wing over the sea barely touches it
A wing skimming the water presses its whole weight onto the surface beneath it, spread over a width about its own height. The sea is a deformable ground, and one might expect it to give way: a trough under the wing, waves behind, a drag to pay. It barely notices. Air is eight hundred times lighter than water, and that one ratio sets the dent at millimetres, the waves at a few millimetres high, and the wave drag at less than a two-thousandth of the lift even at the worst speed.
The upper parcel leads by the circulation
Transit time looked like a quantity that could not be measured: a parcel released near the dividing streamline crawls past the nose for as long as one likes. The difference between two parcels' transit times, one either side of that streamline, does not crawl. It converges, and on a thin section it is the circulation divided by the square of the speed — the lift, measured in seconds. The upper parcel arrives first by that much, and behind the wing the two never close the gap.
Inside the layer the upper parcel leads by more
Two parcels parting at a wing's attachment point arrive at different times, and outside the boundary layer the difference is the circulation over the speed squared. Inside the layer one might expect the slow, sticky fluid to wash the difference out. It does the opposite: deep in the layer the upper parcel's lead is several times the inviscid one, because the suction side's layer is fuller than the pressure side's. Only the layer's outer quarter reads the inviscid lead, and on the suction side the laminar layer gives out before the trailing edge.
Behind a finite wing the wake face keeps its share
Draw a box round a two-dimensional section and the face behind it carries almost none of the lift, so "the air is thrown down" keeps the wrong term. A finite wing is different. Its trailing vortices carry downward momentum through the face behind it however far back the face is. The share is set by the face's own shape — all of the weight through a tall face, half through a square one, none through a wide one — and the only things a box cannot change are the total and the induced drag.
Stable air takes back the momentum a wing pushes down
Behind a wing in neutral air the trailing vortices carry the downward momentum the wing gave the air for ever, and a face across the wake keeps its share of the weight however far back it is drawn. In stably stratified air the column the pair carries down is lighter than the air around it, and buoyancy pushes back. The pair stops a few hundred metres down, its momentum returned, after a time that is the same for every aeroplane — 2.33 divided by the buoyancy frequency, about four minutes — and from there on the whole weight crosses the box's upper and lower faces as pressure.
A swell lifts a ground-effect wing more at its crests than it takes in its troughs
A wing skimming the sea gains its lift from the sea's reflection of it, and the reflection grows sharply as the gap closes. Over a swell the gap opens and closes with every wave, so the lift swings — further up at each crest than down at each trough, which raises the mean lift as well as shaking it. Climbing out of the swing is possible, but the height that calms the lift spends the cushion the craft was built for, and in a sea about two metres high it has spent nearly all of it.
The side that turns turbulent first decides who arrives first near the wall
Inside a laminar layer the upper parcel's lead over the lower grows with depth. Real wings are not laminar to the trailing edge: one surface's layer turns turbulent first, and a turbulent layer is full almost to the wall. At the incidences a wing flies at, the upper side goes first and the exaggerated lead survives to the trailing edge, smaller than the laminar one and shrinking with the Reynolds number. Below about one degree the lower side goes first, and a tenth of the way into the layer the lower parcel arrives first.
Free to rise and fall, a ground-effect craft rides its own cushion over the swell
A wing held still over a swell sees its gap change and its lift swing with it. A real ground-effect craft is not held: its weight sits on that lift, and ground effect, whose lift rises as the gap closes, gives it a height stiffness — a spring made of its own cushion — while its vertical speed changes its angle of attack and damps it. Free in heave it is an oscillator driven through that spring. Over long swells it follows the sea and keeps twice the held wing's clearance; over short ones it flies level and rides a dozen centimetres higher, because the cushion's swing is convex; and it comes closest to the crests over the swells it meets near its own natural frequency, never as close as the held wing does.
Followed rather than held, the parcels near a wing nearly tie
Parcels held at a fixed fraction of a boundary layer's thickness made the side that turns turbulent first decide which arrives first near the wall, and at a wing's ordinary incidence they gave the upper parcel a lead ten times the one outside the layer. Real smoke is not held at a depth: it follows a streamline. Near the attachment point the layer is thinner than any filament's height, so every filament starts outside it and is swallowed later, and on the upper surface, whose turbulent layer grows faster, it is swallowed deeper. Followed this way, the deep parcels at 4° arrive nearly together, and at a Reynolds number of a million the lower one can come first.
A mica sheet hides its glue only at the smallest gaps, and changes how the false slip falls
A drainage measurement against a soft wall reads a slip that is not there, falling as the square of the gap. The wall in a surface-force apparatus is not a soft half-space but a stiff mica sheet on a soft glue, and the sheet spreads the drainage pressure over its own bending length before the glue feels it. Where the pressed region is wider than that length the sheet changes nothing; where it is narrower the sheet sinks as one piece, a spring in series with the liquid. That cuts the false slip only by the square of the bending length over the pressed width — threefold at three nanometres for three micrometres of mica — and it turns the slip's fall with the gap from the inverse square towards the inverse, which is the test an experimenter would have used to see it.
A prior chosen from noisy pictures keeps most of its gain, and a wrong one loses its alibi
With exact rays, a reconstruction's prior could be judged by its error, and a constraint that was wrong gave itself away by missing its own rays. With noise every prior needs a weight — how far to trust the rays against the assumption — and the weight has to be chosen without the answer. Chosen where the misfit falls to the noise, it costs the smooth and unassuming priors almost nothing and non-negativity two or three views, so the ranking survives. What does not survive is the refutation: a dictionary that misses a field's rays by four per cent is caught at three per cent noise and invisible at seven, where it fits the noise as well as any prior and is about as accurate as they are.
A wake that sheds its fluid sinks further, and past a point does not stop
In stable air the pair of trailing vortices behind a wing carries a column of lighter air down with it, and buoyancy pushes the column back until the pair has given up its momentum and stops. That picture keeps every parcel of the column. A real pair sheds the light air as it sinks, and shedding does two things at once: it takes away part of the momentum the buoyancy had to return, and it takes away the buoyancy that was returning it. The second wins. A pair that sheds a little stops later and deeper; one that sheds faster than a threshold loses its column before buoyancy can stop it. The shed air keeps a quarter of the momentum swinging up and down behind the aeroplane.