The thread: The exact theory is wrong — page 22
335 essays carry this thread — page 22 of 38.
The theory with no memory in it
Laplace's equation has no time in it, so an ideal flow's response to a body being jerked into motion is instantaneous and complete. Its indicial kernel is a spike and nothing afterwards. Beside it sit the two kernels that are not, and the comparison says which ingredient every memory in this collection came in through.
The heat the eddies do not carry
In a laminar layer the temperature and the velocity have different thicknesses in every fluid but one. In a turbulent pipe the eddies carry both, and the difference nearly vanishes — for air, water and oil alike. It does not vanish for a liquid metal, whose molecules conduct heat faster than the eddies can, and the boundary between the two behaviours is a Péclet number of about four hundred at every Reynolds number.
The decay inside the four-fifths law
The four-fifths law gives the dissipation of turbulence from one measured moment with no constant in it, which makes it the obvious way to measure how the dissipation coefficient travels during a decay. But the law is exact only in a limit, and a decaying flow is not in it. The decay itself takes a quarter off the moment at the Reynolds numbers grids reach — and the bias moves as the flow decays, by a sixth, in the direction opposite to the effect being looked for.
Past three, an ellipse is a shear layer
Kirchhoff's elliptical vortex turns for ever without changing shape, and Love showed in 1893 that it stops being stable at an aspect ratio of exactly three. Computed, that threshold turns out to be the first of a sequence — a new way of coming apart every one and a half aspect ratios — and the sequence ends somewhere recognisable. A long enough ellipse is a strip of vorticity, and it comes apart the way a shear layer does, at a rate Rayleigh found for the strip.
A ball that bounces in water and not in oil
A squeeze film cannot be closed with any finite energy, so nothing should ever touch anything. A sphere dropped into a tank nevertheless rebounds, and whether it does is decided by a number near ten that four materials and four decades of viscosity all agree on.
One curve for every thickness
Near Mach one there is no linear theory, so there is no superposition, no scaling of a solution by the thing that caused it, and no shortcut of any kind. There is exactly one thing left — a change of variables in which the thickness and the Mach number vanish and only their combination survives — and it is worth more than the theory that was lost.
The tangent that sizes a plant
A closed cylinder of settling suspension is a kinematic wave problem with a flux curve. Open the cylinder — feed it at the top and draw thickened slurry from the floor — and the capacity of the whole plant is a straight line laid against that same curve, touching it rather than cutting it.
A stroke is worth the area it encloses
The usual account of swimming without inertia is a symmetry argument about reciprocal strokes, which says what cannot work and nothing about what does. Draw the stroke in the space of the swimmer's own shapes and the displacement is a line integral — so it is an area, it does not depend on how fast the stroke is played, and the scallop theorem is Stokes' theorem.
A drag that needs a discontinuity
A closed body in a steady inviscid flow has no drag, and the transonic equation obeys that as faithfully as any other — until a shock appears inside its own answer. Then the same pressure integral that was zero to five decimal places becomes four decades larger, with no viscosity added and nothing about the body changed.